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toejacker 

A male who can masturbate using only his toes.
You dirty toejacker, get your feet off the coffee-table!
toejacker by joymaggot October 14, 2008
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Toypacker 

An individual, usually a child, who is not capable of packing their suitcase when going on a trip and therefore only packs their toys.
Zack was a toypacker, for he only packed his toys when he traveled.
Toypacker by revstate January 13, 2011

toesucker 

Someone who finds tremendous satisfaction in sucking someones toes, seen as an odd fetish, makes the toesucker the target of numerous insults
Peter: hey Alex I heard you sucked Emmas toes on the weekend, you sick fucking toesucker
toesucker by Padre March 14, 2008

toelicker 

An ugly girl who is constantly obsessive over a pretty girl.
Sam: hey Alberte, I know you deleted me from fb, but I really want to be your friend
Alberte: don't be such a toelicker!
Alberte: leave me alone, freak!!
toelicker by SHADPC March 28, 2015

ToeSucker69 

A dude who loves to suck some good ol toes
"You suck toes," toesucker69 responds, "you know it"
ToeSucker69 by xToeSucker69x March 6, 2018

theHacker 

A vicious person who will hack you like there is no tomorrow...
(@theHacker) im gonna hack you
(13:35:26) —› quit: (uchuff) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
theHacker by kl0wn July 4, 2004

tojacker 

A white person,(cracker) who is really obsessed with Japanese people (tojo), and thinks they can somehow turn asian. Some things they love are naruto, video games, manga, and any other random japanese or asian crap.
Amanda Russo is such a tojacker. She even told me she is going to get surgery to make her eyes smaller.
tojacker by Gulsk832 June 6, 2010
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