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A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.
Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot
toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009
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TOIDH • toid • toight • toidi • toidy • Taidhg • taidhgin • todhunter • toidrage • TriDhan
Tridha defines a beautiful, bold, smart and badass girl...... She's strong and not afraid to confront anyone or anything and this girl is best friends with her wit...No matter how much she tries, she cannot stop being a friend to everyone she comes across...like a coin, she has her flaws and she knows it....fun, loving yet mature, she was born to rule. Trust her and she'll be by your side forever....consider yourself lucky if you meet her!!!!
Speaker 1: I know this girl, she never shrinks from an honest challenge
Speaker 2: What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Tridha.
Tridha by Katherine Barnes June 13, 2018

toidrage 

A word describing the burning sensation caused by shoving as many mints into your mouth as possible. Derived from Altoid + roidrage, local to parts of the Southeast.
Owen got toidrage in the middle of lecture and had to spit his Altoids into the trash.
toidrage by brimnoyankee October 29, 2020
absolute idiot who quacks like a duck
Idiot backwards is 'toidi'
For example- Tejal is so toidi that she failed the blood test.
Adjective popularised by eponymous gold obsessed Dutch megalomaniac in the film Goldmember, meaning either:

1. firm, lean and muscular, or

in the broader sense of the word,

2. good and enjoyable.
1. "Yesh. You have a toight body. You are toight, like a toiger".
2. "I'll meet you at the pub in half an hour. I'll bring some supermodels and beer vouchers."
"That is very toight."

mene töihin

A common phrase used in the Finnish language to tell someone to get a job.
“Spare some change”

“No vittu en, mene töihin.”
mene töihin by menetoihinkakara April 18, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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