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Toidy is baby talk for (that is, a mispronunciation of) the word "dirty." The word is frequently associated with toilets, child defecation, and, by extension, the genitals. When an infant innocently plays with its feces or genitals, parents may implore the child to stop, saying "Dirty! That's dirty." The child mimics the parent's word, "dirty," but, lacking full and proper pronunciation, it sounds like "toidy."
As a little boy, I thought the word for penis was "toidy" because every time I touched my privates, my Dad would say "Stop it. That's toidy!"
Toidy by Decorticator October 4, 2018
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toidy tidy toady toid toddy tody toidi tondy tidy whities toity
Mom to toddler "Do you need to go toidy?"
Toidy by M.T.Schell October 25, 2022

Tidy Firm 

When two groups of pals come together to make an even better group of mates! making it a Tidy Firm. The Tidy Firm first originated in 2010 from two firms on Canvey Island. The Dark Island Firm and the Diablos. When these two firms collide to make one it makes an extremely Tidy Firm.
I hear the Tidy Firm are hitting Magaz this year?

boot-licking toady 

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

toddy smith 

just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny
toddy smith by sierrallen June 19, 2017
A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.
Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot
toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009