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Toidy
Toidy is baby talk for (that is, a mispronunciation of) the word "dirty." The word is frequently associated with toilets, child defecation, and, by extension, the genitals. When an infant innocently plays with its feces or genitals, parents may implore the child to stop, saying "Dirty! That's dirty." The child mimics the parent's word, "dirty," but, lacking full and proper pronunciation, it sounds like "toidy."
As a little boy, I thought the word for penis was "toidy" because every time I touched my privates, my Dad would say "Stop it. That's toidy!"
Toidy by Decorticator October 4, 2018
Toidy
Toidy by M.T.Schell October 25, 2022
Tidy Firm
When two groups of pals come together to make an even better group of mates! making it a Tidy Firm. The Tidy Firm first originated in 2010 from two firms on Canvey Island. The Dark Island Firm and the Diablos. When these two firms collide to make one it makes an extremely Tidy Firm.
Tidy Firm by yeeehhhhh rrrooooyyyyy March 11, 2011
boot-licking toady
1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.
2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.
3. A mini-me brownnoser.
2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.
3. A mini-me brownnoser.
All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011
toddy smith
toddy smith by sierrallen June 19, 2017
toidiot
A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.
toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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