The Rusty

any pocket hand in Texas Hold 'Em that includes a king or an eight. Names for each Rusty can be shortened i.e. Queen Eight=Quate, King Five= Kive. These hands, when played correctly, are invincible.

Donk: I bet $400
Rusty: I call
Donk: I have a pair of eights, five kicker. what do u have?
Rusty: I win. Pair of eights, jack kicker. JATE BITCH!
Donk: OH NO! It's the Rusty!

by eli mccargar May 2, 2006

The rusty

When your friend gets with your ex girlfriend

My friend has only gone and done the rusty

by Yeahfam July 19, 2017

the rusty trombone

a complicated sexual maneuver where the woman is on her knees while the male is standing up. the woman is behind the man licking his butthole while reaching her arms under his legs and consecutively jerking him off.

The rusty trombone sure felt good last night.

by #vaginemerker69 December 2, 2017

the rusty fishhook

When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.

Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.

Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?

Billy The Rusty Fishhook.

Jim: God damn right.

by green duck butter February 15, 2012

The Rusty Watch

Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.

Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."

by gadiv January 18, 2009

The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

by Aye Matey November 19, 2019

The Rusty Bower

The Rusty Bower is the latest and greatest sex position that's sweeping the nation.

In order to perform said position, you need to do the following.

1) Get a can of PBR
2) Get a girl
3) Position yourself in the Captain Morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) With PBR in hand, bend her over and start going to town.

Ross wanted to try a new sex position, so he grabbed a PBR and gave her the Rusty Bower

by Hawkeye91 February 26, 2010