When your friend loses a bet so he licks your asshole
Holy shit my friend has done the cuze
When your friend is a mad bastard and doesn't give a fuck
Jesus my friend is some digger
When your friend gets with your ex girlfriend
My friend has only gone and done the rusty
Your really rich prick of a friend
Ciaran is an absolute rooster
When your friend has sex with a prostitute
My friend is an absolute shanny
