the earl 

one who "hovers" around (or over) others in a socially awkward manner. also can be someone who sucks horribly.

I was reading the newspaper when I put it down to get a drink and found the earl seated not two feet from my face, scratching his mid section violently

the earl by Anonymous January 28, 2003

The Earl's Delightful Tea Mask

When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.

It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?

The Earl's Delightful Tea Mask by Zart Cosgrove August 20, 2006

The Earl Grey

When your female companion's menstrual discharge coincides with vaginal sex and after climaxing you tea bag your female companion and she cleans the menstrual discharge off of your scrotum.

Since my girlfriend was being a raging bitch this week, I gave her The Earl Grey last night after we finished having sex.

The Earl Grey by britonjmac March 6, 2014

Earl the Chew Gnome 

When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.

Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"

Earl the Chew Gnome by casualskoal May 18, 2011

earl the emu 

a red and yellow bible study show character.

"Earl the Emu is one sexy mof"

earl the emu by Chuck E. Cheese January 5, 2006

The angry Earl 

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.

Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl

The angry Earl by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021

The “Stanley Earl Swirl” 

When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.

Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?

The “Stanley Earl Swirl” by RockyMillion March 27, 2025