When you buy a
tin of
dip and there is a bit of
chew missing, it is Earl the
chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the
chew factory and likes to toss a
chew from the
tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.
Beauty opens up a
tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea
bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting
greasy"
