When you buy a tin
and there is a bit of chew
missing, it is Earl the chew
gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew
factory and likes to toss a chew
from the tin
s. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.
Beauty opens up a tinner
and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro
, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy