TEACHER!!!! 

While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion

So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream....
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)

TEACHER!!!! by ahoboinred December 26, 2007

teacher 

demon that works in hell

Teacher give rubbish works

teacher by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Teacher 

A person that helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

(Teacher) Write this 100 times!
(Student) ok..
(Teacher) Now you know.

Teacher by OneRaven March 16, 2012

Teacher 

1): A nice caring educator that will help you be successful in life.

2):A dumb cunt nobody likes because they always want to give a whole bunch of homework and only be nice to a few kids. When you ask a question they be ignorant and don’t even give the answer you want

1):teacher: You all will be successful in life just keep on trying and remember that practice makes perfect.
Student: thank you your so sweet we love you so much I can tell that we will go somewhere with the help of you

2): Student: can I ask you a question miss/mister?
Teacher: what do you want?
Student:what’s the home—
Teacher: eight paragraphs due tomorrow

Student: I have another question!
Teacher: done and answered get out!

Teacher by you only live once so fuck it May 29, 2019

teacher 

animals that can talk

''Are you doing something or not??'' ''No..." ''I'm your teacher, so shut up and do something. Say the answer.""I wasn't raising my hand.."

teacher by just...youknowwho September 12, 2011

teacher 

(tee-cher) n. 1) Provider of knowledge and insight. 2) Mentor. 3) One who inspires, motivates and opens up minds to the endless possibilities of which one can achieve. 4) One who makes a positive difference in the lives of many. 5) One who is admired, appreciated and held in the highest esteem. ie: Patricia Stresino

Teachers plant seeds that grow forever.

teacher by vmveronica5 September 11, 2013

Teacher 

A person who cares enough about abusive and ungrateful teens to work for crappy pay and long hours while hoping someday students mature enough to realize how lucky they are to have someone who gives a shit about them.

My teacher may have been a bitch sometimes, but she never gave up on me and I'm happy about that.

Teacher by Steph November 26, 2003