Steph's definitions

saddam hussein

Something you insert in a hole, like a tampon.

Got a saddam stuck in my veezy.

by steph December 23, 2003

home and away

Home and away is the best soap ever. I never miss a episode, even missing 1 minute of it is a crime!

It's 6 o'clock. ya know what that means? Home and away time! Yey! :)

by Steph February 18, 2005

the birds and the bees

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens

"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"

by Steph October 13, 2003

chuff

Exclamation of indignation.

Chuff! I do not have split ends.

by Steph July 19, 2006

bifter

A joint.... a fat one!

"give me a toke on that bifter"

by Steph December 4, 2003

mala

comes from the full name, malamatinas. this is an adjective used 2 describe a greek boy that is in love with his ex and watches an unhealthy amount of films

urghhhh hes a mala

by Steph July 1, 2004

Sex Song

A sex song is a song that you can listen to whilst having sex. Normally, it would have good rhythm that you could move your hips too, and it could possibly have sexual lyrics. The lyrics do not necessarily have to be appropriate for the "occasion", just as long as it sounds sexy.

1. Glory Box by Portishead is the best sex song ever.
2. No Ordinary Love by Deftones is a totally awesome song to have sex to.

by Steph January 21, 2005