Steph's definitions

merph

a sign of exasperation or frustration

Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!

by Steph April 19, 2005

friends

1) someone who is always there nevere gives up on u wont let u down and leave u when u need them most
2)someone is prolly gunna take this off but i dont care i am and i think a true friend whenmy friend was down and hurt herself i was there to stop her when her bf hurt her and slapped her around i was the one to kick his ass when noone cared about her anymore because she was a trouble maker and didnt know how to get her self outta trouble i got her out now she is trying to make herself skinny and i am here noone else its me so unless u care for someonelike that ur not a friend ur a poser

never let ur fiends down

by steph February 12, 2006

smashed

to be drunk

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.

by steph March 25, 2004

chip

(verb) to cock block or prevent a guy from intimately engaging with a girl.

1) Dude, that guy totally chipped me and wouldn't leave me and Steph alone for the whole night.
2) She's a notroious chipper and doesn't let her friend go home with anyone.

by steph April 12, 2005

the birds and the bees

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens

"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"

by Steph October 13, 2003

saddam hussein

Something you insert in a hole, like a tampon.

Got a saddam stuck in my veezy.

by steph December 23, 2003

home and away

Home and away is the best soap ever. I never miss a episode, even missing 1 minute of it is a crime!

It's 6 o'clock. ya know what that means? Home and away time! Yey! :)

by Steph February 18, 2005