TBOAC

That Brought Out A Chuckle

Dan: We have a friend who had his mom do this to him all the time when he went away to college. He had to take photos of his poop and e-mail them to her so she could analyze his diet.

Jen: Wow... should have taken pictures of other peoples poop to mess with her.

Matthew: send her 27 pictures a day.

Lars: TBOAC

by h0lm August 3, 2011

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.

Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015

whacky tobacky

a special form of a plant that takes you on a magic carpet ride. not cigarettes, morons.

Roll a j of dat whacky tobacky, retard.

by retarddisser October 14, 2003

Urban Tobacco

A play on words to describe a situation with both herb and tobacco.
1. A spliff
2. Smoking tobacco near burning herb to disguise the smell.
3. Something to tell someone who asks about a rolly.

1. Eddy rolls three spliffs a day, sometimes seven, for whatever happens.
2. Spark a marb I'm sparking a J.
3. Some Scroungy Fuck: "Is that a joint? Can I hit that shit?"
Me: "No, It's urban tobacco."

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

for tobacco use only

The disclaimer placed on drug paraphernalia in smoke shops and novelty stores to make the sale of items obviously intended for substance abuse legal to sell.

"Oh yeah, I need this 6 foot water bong to smoke tobacco, cigarettes just aren't enough for me anymore". <wink>

by Dawn Davenport January 20, 2005

tobacco stains

Tobacco stains are from when a girl hasn't wiped her ass right and has more streaks than a getaway vehicle.

"I went to pull her panties down to get to the pussy,and she had tobacco stains."

by BigL830 January 29, 2016

tobacco whore

a mate or girlfriend thats always pinching fags from you.

lowri: babe can i nick a fag please
bryden: wtf tobacco whore

by point-blank-wank May 1, 2008