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Tacomatose 

Tacoma + Comatose | tah / coma / tose

When you are incapable of moving your body because you've had too much fun in Tacoma, WA
Barb went out for drinks in Tacoma, but Tom had to take her home, as she had become tacomatose.
Tacomatose by Tacomatose.com May 20, 2014
Located in Mapley Valley WA, It's the most expensive upper class, white highschool in the state, lt has is three stories tall, and all of them represent a literal descent into hell. By that, I mean the 3rd floor is all Mormans and kids named kyle. 2nd floor is filled with the best definition of "normal" there is, and the first is all filled with junkies and e-girls along with a bathroom that makes gas station bathrooms look appetizing. Literal prostitution and drugs are common to such an extent to where nobody cares, and it all comes from their parent's credit cards that they treat with such little care. It also happens to be the only place in the state where the white kids pretend to be black, and the black kids pretend to be white. These are also the kids who think that whoever is the biggest douche can get their pick of highschool relationships. The female population is mostly made up of edgy white girls named Noelle or Hailey, who nine times out of ten have been railed by the football team in the world's most fetid bathrooms. Besides being placed in the most boring town on this side of the hemisphere. The school puts all of its money who knows what, and can't even afford to set up a decent homecoming were pallets of ax body spray are more common than a damn bowl of fruit bunch. The theatre kids are annoying, and the band kids are even worse. But in the end, it's just another suburban high school.
"Bro, do you go to Tahoma?"
"Yeah, it's the worst"
Tahoma by Josephi June 18, 2020

Toyota Tacoma 

Redneck Craigslist listing: 2001 Tacoma. 255k on odometer. rust on quarter panels. passenger door won’t open. 10k firm. I know what I got.
My wrecked Toyota Tacoma runs and drives, but I’m gonna overprice it
Toyota Tacoma by Tykoi December 16, 2020

toyota tacoma 

The most bitchin' of all Toyota trucks
Toyota Tacomas are the shit

Tahoma (Body) 

A font utilized primarily for educational slides in the field of chemistry. Often used under size 32. Tahoma (Body) is often accompanied by poor teaching technique and cumbersome worksheets.

Can also be used as an explanation of sore eyes, drowsiness, and in most cases confusion.
That Tahoma (Body) got the best of me today in chem class.
Tahoma (Body) by Dynamic duo June 5, 2013

takoma park 

Takoma Park is a fuckin SWEET hippy town. lots of TREES!, chill spots, parks, and blaaazers young and old. a place where you can walk to all your friends houses, smoke on every street, and enjoy the environment.
x: damn, where should we smoke??
l: well, we can hotbox at the christian school, smoke on the roof, at spring park, opal D's, Westmoreland park, jna busses, the college, the woods, the gazeebo, piney branch, sligo, fuck lets just do it here, its Takoma Park.
takoma park by Flinz October 4, 2005