Tacomatose

Tacoma + Comatose | tah / coma / tose

When you are incapable of moving your body because you've had too much fun in Tacoma, WA

Barb went out for drinks in Tacoma, but Tom had to take her home, as she had become tacomatose.

by Tacomatose.com May 20, 2014

Tacomatose

If you're in Tacoma, WA., and you're bored, then you are said to be Tacomatose.

When I first moved there, and didn't have any friends, I was Tacomatose more often than not.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Tacomatose

Tah / co / mah / tose

A combination of the words taco and comatose, it is the product of gorging oneself on "Mexican" food, particularly from Taco Bell.

Following symptoms may include : Disconnection from reality, stomach pains, taco-shits, enlarged pant size, etc.

After seven double-decker tacos and three bean burritos last night, I fell into a tacomatose.

After Billy woke from his first tacomatose, he learned to limit himself when going to Taco-Bell

by PHS/CHS Archer September 23, 2011

tacomatism

Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.

1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.

by Chad Baker January 5, 2005

Tomatosexual

Basically People can only fall in love with tomatoes
;)

Person 1: Hey why are you in love with a tomato?
Person 2 (e.g Tomatord): Cuz Im Tomatosexual uwu

by TheStripedBot September 4, 2019