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Mustn’t Milk Myself March 

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?

don't milk it 

Don't over do it.
Don't milk it kid. It's only an ankle sprain
don't milk it by Shaun the GOAT March 15, 2017

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.
#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"
Can't Milk a Horse by Skazu March 4, 2010

Don't Milk 

A shortened version of don't milk it, commonly used in North London.

Similarly one can be a Milk, where by he or she over reacts, ie. Milking it.
Jerome smacks Jemal

Jemal: fam, allow that really hurt, im mean seriously I might be bruised.

Jerome: Nah fam don't milk
Don't Milk by NorfLondonRich May 31, 2011

Somethin' in the milk ain't clean 

A synonym for " Something doesn't smell right"
LaToya Jackson has said in the media that she thinks there was an MJ conspiracy. In other words, she thinks that " somethin' in the milk ain't clean".

Don't Strain Your Milk 

Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.
"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"

"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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