Definitions by Brady31

Texas Battery 

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

Texas Battery by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Mustn’t Milk Myself March 

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.

Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?

Mustn’t Milk Myself March by Brady31 November 7, 2018

Fibonacci Fap February 

Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th

Juan “Are you participating in Fibonacci Fap February? There’s a total of over 300 thousand nuts!”

Fibonacci Fap February by Brady31 November 5, 2018

Moosen 

Plural of moose

I saw moosen running around this morning.

Moosen by Brady31 February 24, 2017