4 definitions by Brady31

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.
Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”
by Brady31 November 28, 2019
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Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin DoverHey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?
by Brady31 November 7, 2018
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Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th
Juan “Are you participating in Fibonacci Fap February? There’s a total of over 300 thousand nuts!”
by Brady31 November 5, 2018
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