Syriacuse 

An area in Western Asia where folks are of Arab descent but talk like New Yorkers.

"When in Syriacuse, do like the Syriacuseans do." That might be tough, since they seem to practice two cultures at the same time, and so you might not know which habits to emulate in order to "blend in" and be accepted as one of them.

Syriacuse by QuacksO December 9, 2021

Syracuse 

A place where it could literally be 70 degrees but then drop to 30 two hours later.

Person #1: Yo I went running outside this morning it was so nice out
*Person #2 looks out the window*

: WTF WHY IS IT SNOWING THEN

Person #1: Damn, we live in Syracuse what do you expect?

Syracuse by yourlocalnewyorker February 26, 2018

Syracuse Slut 

A type of harlot indigenous to Syracuse, New York who desperately craves attention from men. She thinks that performing sexual favors will equate her status with that of the man. Most prized by the Syracuse Slut is musician fellatio, especially if famous.

He gave just a look, and she followed him into the bathroom and dropped to her knees. He unzipped his tight leather jeans and she immediately began fellating the guitarist. Moments later he had forgotten about her, but for her it was so very special. Jen is a Syracuse Slut.

Syracuse Slut by Dusky Jewel July 10, 2018

Syracuse Water Baby 

Syracuse Water Baby is an informal term applied by physicians to Syracuse residents exposed to contaminated drinking water resulting from the large-scale pollution of Lake Onondaga, which subsequently bled into the water table and clean tap water supplied from Lake Skaneateles.
Once considered "America's most polluted lake", dumping of industrial waste and raw sewage into Onondaga was at its peak from 1975 to 1980. It's believed most infants, young children, and pregnant mothers exposed to the region's drinking water during this period will have suffered some type of adverse effect(s) to cognitive and intellectual development resulting from toxic contaminants, with these effects continuing into adulthood. Syracuse Water Babies often suffer behavioral confusion, psychiatric disorders, and lowered intelligence quotient caused by developmental impairment. Physical effects are uncommon.
Despite significant legal action and cleanup of the lake itself since the period, reportage, discussion and litigation regarding the physiological aspects (which still affect thousands of Syracuse natives) was largely suppressed amidst the corrupt political landscape of the Eighties and Nineties, with alleged payoffs of officials at local and state levels.

Dr. Francis glanced at the nurse as his patient described symptoms in line with childhood chemical exposure. When the patient left, the nurse said "Is that another one?" and Dr. Francis nodded, "Yes, he's a Syracuse Water Baby . And it could have all been avoided if the pediatricians had been more alert."

Syracuse Water Baby by Danny Anonymous May 28, 2020

east syracuse minoa 

A town in New York that consists of fuck boy's and hoe's and is known for its cheap weed and hairy women.

Would you like to go to east Syracuse Minoa to buy over priced weed?

east syracuse minoa by Johnny catch these hands September 22, 2017

Syracusing

when you hit a car parked next to you with your car door

don’t do a syracuse
look at him he’s syracusing

Syracusing by yuhayeyuhaye October 22, 2017

Syracuse University

Something like a college
Where you supposedly gain knowledge
A beautiful campus set in a bad city
The time and place to get extremely shitty
Now the people are of their own
And their wealth is very much shown
Frat boys drinking all over the yard
Girls running their daddy's credit card
Known for basketball and the Dome
Expensive cars and rockin the chrome
BMW, porche, benz and audi
These japs know how to fucking party
Look for the uggs in the snow
Cause the bar scene is always a go
Faegans if you're official
Lucy's for the superficial
Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar
Then walk to Harry's cause its not far
Cross the street, Darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots

Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
Be aware that it will snow and rain
But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars
If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
And if you’re a senior live it up, please!

Senior Sundays
Chillin Mondays
Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout
Sat? Lots to do then
After that…start the cycle over again.

Work as hard or as little as you please
But be prepared to explain those C’s
Newhouse for communications
Greek houses for crazy initiations
Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs
Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs
J.Michaels for the latest styles
Marshall Street: all smiles

All colleges seem somewhat the same
After all it’s one big game
Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
Hang up the phone, let the fun begin
However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.

I love college. I attend Syracuse University.

Syracuse University by *CUSE CUSE CUSE* July 16, 2008