Symthetic

Synthetic sympathy... Convincing someone you care when you really don't.... Listening to someone unload their drama no matter how hard you are internally eye rolling.
Created by my 80 year old mom.

Everyone thinks I'm sympathetic, but I'm actually symthetic.

by Darkmistress55 March 7, 2024

synthetic love

Being led on by someone who you wish you could give everything to.

The synthetic love he felt for me had slowly taken it's toll as I realized what I really meant.

by SummerScissorhands September 28, 2013

synthetic clapping

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.

I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

by Telephony May 23, 2014

synthetic mud

Jizz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man's asshole then mixed with Hershey's syrup and avocado's. Intended to be used as facial mask. Apply liberally!

John's face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
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by TheChuckster0 November 21, 2014

Sympathetic Magic

The effort to control events, animals, or persons by extraordinary means that are imitative or analogical in form.

For example, a doll or effigy may be stabbed or burned as a means of casting a spell upon a living being, or red ochre powder may be used to restore the glow of life to a pallid body.

Sympathetic magic, also known as imitative magic, is a type of magic based on imitation or correspondence.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

synthetic katydids

The sound of a katydid (a cricket-like insect) created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of Hi-NRG music.

I listened to a song by some Hi-NRG group a few days ago that had synthetic katydids in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015

synthetic birds

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.

I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015