Synthetical
Synthetical by JollyFoe29 October 17, 2020
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synthetic love
synthetic love by SummerScissorhands September 28, 2013
synthetic clapping
Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
synthetic clapping by Telephony May 23, 2014
synthetic mud
Jizz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man's asshole then mixed with Hershey's syrup and avocado's. Intended to be used as facial mask. Apply liberally!
John's face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
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synthetic mud by TheChuckster0 November 21, 2014
synthetic katydids
The sound of a katydid (a cricket-like insect) created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of Hi-NRG music.
synthetic katydids by Telephony January 1, 2015
synthetic birds
The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.
synthetic birds by Telephony January 1, 2015
synthetic bells
The sound of bells being rung, only this time done completely by synthesis -- be it computer hardware or software synthesis. No actual bells are being harmed.
The demo called, äMPäri3" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Dekadence has synthetic bells in its zax -- how kewl!!!
synthetic bells by Telephony December 29, 2014
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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