Lambchops's definitions

Urban Legend

A myth or story whose propagators would have you beleive is actually true.

These are often heard from a friend of a friend.

One urban legend is that the kids cartoon Captain Pugwash contained the characters Master Bates, Seaman Stains and Roger the cabin boy.

by Lambchops December 9, 2004

Friend of a friend

Someone who you have vaguely heard of. These people are the source of malicious gossip and urban legends.

A friend of a friend told me that Andy got Kate pregnant.

by Lambchops December 9, 2004

Spoonerism

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.

An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.

by Lambchops December 7, 2004

Textbook

Perfection itself.

Often used by the team from Spaced in their DVD commentaries to point out their own genius.

Has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.

See the way she delivered that line - the was textbook.

by Lambchops November 30, 2004

random

A decidedly ironic word.

Considering that when words such as cheese become officially considered as random words they then cease to become random and in fact become irritating and even dull.

Maybe another word should be created for things which are turly said out of the blue as using the word random just demeans them.

Inane idiot 1 - HEHE Cheese!

Inane idiot 2 - That was, like, so random.

by Lambchops November 30, 2004

bitty

A word used by a 30 year old character in the sketch show Little Britain when he wants to get breast fed. And not just by his mother. The nana-bitty scene was very disturbing.

The word originate as it was a mix of breast and titty.

Bitty.

Now's not the time dear.

I'm hungry. Bitty.

OK

by Lambchops November 30, 2004

Simon Pegg

Star of the brilliant sitcom spaced and movie Shaun of the Dead.

Quite possibly the funniest comic actor in recent years.

Simon Pegg is the man.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004