Lambchops's definitions

Spoonerism

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.

An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.

by Lambchops December 7, 2004

Urban Legend

A myth or story whose propagators would have you beleive is actually true.

These are often heard from a friend of a friend.

One urban legend is that the kids cartoon Captain Pugwash contained the characters Master Bates, Seaman Stains and Roger the cabin boy.

by Lambchops December 9, 2004

Friend of a friend

Someone who you have vaguely heard of. These people are the source of malicious gossip and urban legends.

A friend of a friend told me that Andy got Kate pregnant.

by Lambchops December 9, 2004

Mortal

To be very, very drunk. This term is used almost exclusively in the west of Scotland.

I went oot last night and I was pure mortal, man!

by Lambchops November 23, 2004

Blooter

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

by Lambchops November 23, 2004

Simon Pegg

Star of the brilliant sitcom spaced and movie Shaun of the Dead.

Quite possibly the funniest comic actor in recent years.

Simon Pegg is the man.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004

Snuffkin

Sam Black's cat! Much abused!

Sam: (in cooing voice) Come here Snuffkin.

by Lambchops November 24, 2004