Swiners

People who think every time there is bird flu, swine flu, peanut flu or "what is today's flu", they will catch it or if they have a slight cough or cream their pants, they are infected. Swiners played hooky the day hand washing or prepping your food correctly was taught.

J- "Yo did you hear on the news there is a cat flu going around and I was sick all night. I think I have it and will die!!"

T- "Dude.. you sound like all the other swiners out there. Wash your hands and chill!"

by Sir Wabbit April 30, 2009

swingers ad

Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.

When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:

Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife

Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.

by July41944 August 3, 2009

swingers style

The opposite of Carpooling. Inspired by the movie "Swingers," guys out on the town will all drive their own car from party to party, or bar to bar, etc...

You rollin with me or are we goin swingers style?

by Hardgrove August 18, 2006

Incest swingers party

Its what you think it is, a fucking swinger party with realtives involed. Or some would say a Family reunion in West Virginia.

When You go to a Incest Swingers party theres always time for a little family bondage, My aunt used to squeeze my cheeks when I was little now when I go to the Annual Incest Swingers Party I cum in hers.

by Uncle Delmas January 9, 2010

swinery

1. n. A place where pigs are kept, bred and or raised. Piggery.

2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.

3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.

1. One might find ham hocks at the local swinery.

2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.

3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!

by half-born potato juice February 7, 2010

brass swingers

Testicles. Idiomatic for great courage or boldness, over and above merely possessing "balls," or even "some fuckin' balls."

That crazy motherfucker's got some brass swingers on him.

by Gullinkambi March 23, 2008

swaners

People with jobs that dont actually spend time or do jobs at there supposed workplace

Sarah and Katie are the worst swaners in the office

by melsweeps2 May 30, 2009