swinery

1. n. A place where pigs are kept, bred and or raised. Piggery.

2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.

3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.

1. One might find ham hocks at the local swinery.

2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.

3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!

by half-born potato juice February 7, 2010

swiney

When one coughs, sneezes, or breathes and everyone assumes they have swine flu.

Bob's a bit swiney this week, i reckon we should quarantine him with Glen 20.

by Crittle-Lee June 10, 2009

Swiney Hiney

Unlike the Swine Influenza where your symptoms are mostly respiratory with high fevers and can kill you, Swiney Hiney is mainly intestinal with high fevers which makes you squat,squeal, squeak and shit your brains out and may even cause death.

Shitting your brains out for days. Squatting, squealing, squeaking and squawking. Becoming dehydrated and maybe death which is diagnosed as "The Swiney Hiney Flu".

by Michelly711 November 9, 2009

swiney todd

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus

Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.

by unoneted July 20, 2009

Possible Swiner

When a person catches a cold or displays flu like syptoms, but is unsure of the severity of the flu, and whether it is swine flu or not.

Jeramiah-*cough cough* *sniffle sniffle*
Blake-Dude! Not on my PB&J!!!
Jeramiah-*sniffle*, my bad man, I'll make u another
Blake-It's cool man don't worry about it, but u better get yourself checked out, u might be a possible swiner.

by onetonnebunn August 17, 2009

swiner

–noun
1. a person who has the swine flu.

That swiner is sick from eating that pork.

by Asian J May 7, 2009

Swinerd

one who spends an inordinate amount of time reading and talking about Swine Flu, Mexico, and border security.

That Swinerd can't stop talking about surgical mask stocks.

Thus Always to (Swinerds)

by Man on a Raft April 30, 2009