Sweanis 

The bump when a woman sits in sweatpants, making it look like she has a penis.

"These sweatpants give me a massive sweanis"

Sweanis by skcyoltie December 13, 2022

pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!

"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!

pollen swenis by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006

swenis 

a sweaty penis

i had a swenis after practice

swenis by kleenex March 5, 2003

sweanus 

Sweanus.....after a workout, or hot summer day, or some steamy intercourse, the moisture that develops in the crack of your ass, is called, sweanus. More often than not, it refers to someone in the negative....because they may have actually just not showered in days, therefore creating a funky odor from 'back there'. Combines the two words sweaty and anus.....sweanus, VOILA!

Scene: Walking down the street with your friend, behind someone with a line of moisture on their pants (ya know, on the 'fault line'):

"Hey man, check out the sweanus on that back".

sweanus by MikeyRo September 26, 2006

sweenis 

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

sweenis by Scott June 23, 2004

swenis 

sweaty penis

go swack you swenis

swenis by Ashley September 21, 2003

Sweatish 

A noun or adjective describing something or someone pertaining to Scotland. Derived from the rhyming slang of "sweaty sock" meaning "Jock" (which, in Britain, refers to a Scotsman).

Shopkeeper; "I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept that Sweatish currency south of the border unless we cannot avoid it"
or

1st person; "Och aye laddie, t'is a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie". Second person; "I'm sorry, but that's a lot of sweatish nonsense."

Sweatish by Controlled Magic December 12, 2008