4 definitions by Controlled Magic
A noun or adjective describing something or someone pertaining to Scotland. Derived from the rhyming slang of "sweaty sock" meaning "Jock" (which, in Britain, refers to a Scotsman).
Shopkeeper; "I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept that Sweatish currency south of the border unless we cannot avoid it"
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1st person; "Och aye laddie, t'is a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie". Second person; "I'm sorry, but that's a lot of sweatish nonsense."
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1st person; "Och aye laddie, t'is a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie". Second person; "I'm sorry, but that's a lot of sweatish nonsense."
by Controlled Magic January 19, 2007
A noun or adjective describing something or someone pertaining to Scotland. Derived from the rhyming slang of "sweaty sock" meaning "Jock" (which, in Britain, refers to a Scotsman).
Shopkeeper; "I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept that Sweatish currency south of the border unless threatened under discrimination laws"
or
1st person; "Och aye laddie, t'is a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie". Second person; "I'm sorry mate, but that's a lot of sweatish nonsense."
or
1st person; "Och aye laddie, t'is a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie". Second person; "I'm sorry mate, but that's a lot of sweatish nonsense."
by Controlled Magic January 22, 2007
A cock (vulg.). Commonly a derogatory term for someone of limited appeal, talent, or charm. Also -
Descriptive of the state that young men occasionally find themselves in after contracting thrush, whereby they can be said to have
An Irritating Cock
(Louis Walsh is one of the panel on Simon Cowell's UK version of 'The X Factor', despite being a talentless wanker.)
Descriptive of the state that young men occasionally find themselves in after contracting thrush, whereby they can be said to have
An Irritating Cock
(Louis Walsh is one of the panel on Simon Cowell's UK version of 'The X Factor', despite being a talentless wanker.)
Did you see Louis Walsh on X Factor?! He's a cock. Or, post-Amsterdam excursion, a young man was heard to say "I wish I'd never gone to De Wallen, I've got a right Louis Walsh now"
by Controlled Magic December 10, 2010
Men in clothing that unashamedly displays the male equivalent of camel's toe; an unnecessary display of the outline of genetalia. Far too much information for a civilised audience.
In commenting upon a picture of 70s band Bay City Rollers: "I only remember them in tartan. In that pic they appear somewhat bollock-conscious. Not pleasing...."
by Controlled Magic November 23, 2017