To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.
“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”
“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”
“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”
“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”
“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”
by Ginger Barbarian. April 6, 2019
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Swarfing • scarfing • snarfing • Sharfing • Swarming • swarping • Snarfingtons • Scarfing It Down • scwarfing • swaffing
Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007
Get the scarfing mug.Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.
by Spurtz November 12, 2007
Get the sharfing mug.Alex: hey Harvey what you saying?
Harvey: hey Alex I’m just swarving
Alex: no way bloody bastard I’m swarving too!
Harvey: we must be swarve masters then!
(Henry walks in)
Henry: hey harvey and Alex what are you swarving swarve masters?
Swarve masters: we’re just swarving.
Henry: no way we’ll I’ll be dammed I’m swarving too!
Harvey: hey Alex I’m just swarving
Alex: no way bloody bastard I’m swarving too!
Harvey: we must be swarve masters then!
(Henry walks in)
Henry: hey harvey and Alex what are you swarving swarve masters?
Swarve masters: we’re just swarving.
Henry: no way we’ll I’ll be dammed I’m swarving too!
by Swarve master April 28, 2020
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People that worship any political candidate/figure, and go to their rallies, mindlessly hanging on to every word with stupid gleaming looks on their faces, are guilty of being involved in Gullible Swarming.
People that worship any political candidate/figure, and go to their rallies, mindlessly hanging on to every word with stupid gleaming looks on their faces, are guilty of being involved in Gullible Swarming.
Did you see that Obama rally? I thought he was our President, not our Politician in Chief. It was a gross display of Gullible Swarming.
by MCOPE September 15, 2010
Get the Gullible Swarming mug.A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.
Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!
Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!
Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons
by shypolarbear March 6, 2013
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