Swarfing 

To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.

“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”

Swarfing by Ginger Barbarian. April 6, 2019

swarming 

An assault or mugging in which a group of people all attack a single individual at once.

Police are warning citizens not to go out alone after a recent wave of swarmings.

swarming by RobinHood70_1 November 4, 2016

scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.

Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!

scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

sharfing by Spurtz November 12, 2007

Swarving 

Where a male that smokes a lot of weed Is on a wave and simply in a peaceful and chilled mindset

Alex: hey Harvey what you saying?
Harvey: hey Alex I’m just swarving

Alex: no way bloody bastard I’m swarving too!
Harvey: we must be swarve masters then!

(Henry walks in)
Henry: hey harvey and Alex what are you swarving swarve masters?

Swarve masters: we’re just swarving.

Henry: no way we’ll I’ll be dammed I’m swarving too!

Swarving by Swarve master April 28, 2020

Gullible Swarming 

A play on words of Global Warming, which is curiously now referred to as Climate Change...hrmmm.

People that worship any political candidate/figure, and go to their rallies, mindlessly hanging on to every word with stupid gleaming looks on their faces, are guilty of being involved in Gullible Swarming.

Did you see that Obama rally? I thought he was our President, not our Politician in Chief. It was a gross display of Gullible Swarming.

Gullible Swarming by MCOPE September 15, 2010

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

Snarfingtons by shypolarbear March 6, 2013