A useless piece of shit who was probably born in a dumpster with their umbilical cord pre woven into a noose. Nature decided they did not deserve to live and decided to kill them. They also give good head

Shaequandoranaysia sucked the children out of me

shaequandoranaysia by Katelynxbarnes April 17, 2017

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shaquandalan

A beautiful woman who is fearless and is smart and sexy. She is determined on her goal and will do anything to get it, she would give a bit too much to get what she wants

Person 1: Shaquandalan was at the library from 3:00-10:00 last night studying for the quiz tomorrow

Person 2: What did you expect it’s Shaquandalan

shaquandalan by Jeffery Johns June 25, 2018

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Shaquanda

spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations. Your restless spirit might best controlled by choosing the field of work that meet your demand for action and adventure

I found me a shaquanda today, she is great.

Shaquanda by amandaford December 21, 2016

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Shaquanda

A very large ghetto Amazon girl who wears fake hair and thinks she is the shit

Her big ass must be named Shaquanda, with all that weave on her head. Better bring your wallet if your taking Shaquanda out that bitch can eat and she will want her hair done.

Shaquanda by tisom July 6, 2014

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squandog

The term originates from Vinesauce twitch chat.
1. A person who frequently squanders their opportunities.
2. An act of squandering an opportunity or important resource such as one's time.

Also a funny twitch emote featuring a red dog from Earthbound 64.

Jane: You had a month to study for your test, still you only did it the night before and failed.
Jill: Yeah, I'm a total squandog.

OR
Jill: Yeah, that was a squandog on my part.

squandog by SodiJerk January 24, 2018

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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