Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.
Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino
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It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.
Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"
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A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.
Man, my children just killed Obama
by Flawless Hitler January 20, 2015
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i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 5, 2009
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The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.
I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.
by glass cup January 5, 2011
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Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"
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by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 25, 2010
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They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
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