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This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob
He was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!
shanjob by gdiofkys November 16, 2011
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When either a male or female, runs a wet mop through the asscrack of their partner.
Kevin wasn’t able to cum from swabjobs, preferring other cleaning instruments.
Swabjob by Swabjobber October 20, 2019
a useless sack of shit, that occationaly lifts his head to rinse the chins. more commonly known as an "Andy"
"andys being a spanjob again."
its true, coz ive said it :D
spanjob by timothiest January 20, 2009
Where a monstrous veiny penis is forcefully thrust into a face. The victim knowing this is their chance on sucking on Swag commences on the best blow job they have or will ever give.
Dave has been swagjobbed three times this week already.
Mr. swag really has it in for this nigger.
swagjob by nitrosage October 1, 2011
Where a woman or man goes feral apeshit mode while performing a sexual act on ones penis
She gave me a crazy seanjob last night
Seanjob by Containus September 8, 2023
The process of sticking your dick in between two pieces of wood and fucking it.
Bray: "I just had a Stanjob for the first time!"
Logan: "So that's why you bought those two 2x4s?"
Stanjob by bigdongman August 14, 2024
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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