Swanjob

The act of giving a swan's neck a handjob.

Guy 1: I'm boutta head to the park and give some swanjobs

Guy 2: what the fuck?

by thundercock94720 April 17, 2022

shanjob

This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob

He was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!

by gdiofkys November 16, 2011

Swabjob

When either a male or female, runs a wet mop through the asscrack of their partner.

Kevin wasn’t able to cum from swabjobs, preferring other cleaning instruments.

by Swabjobber October 20, 2019

spanjob

a useless sack of shit, that occationaly lifts his head to rinse the chins. more commonly known as an "Andy"

"andys being a spanjob again."
its true, coz ive said it :D

by timothiest January 20, 2009

swagjob

Where a monstrous veiny penis is forcefully thrust into a face. The victim knowing this is their chance on sucking on Swag commences on the best blow job they have or will ever give.

Dave has been swagjobbed three times this week already.
Mr. swag really has it in for this nigger.

by nitrosage October 1, 2011

Seanjob

Where a woman or man goes feral apeshit mode while performing a sexual act on ones penis

She gave me a crazy seanjob last night

by Containus September 8, 2023

Stanjob

The process of sticking your dick in between two pieces of wood and fucking it.

Bray: "I just had a Stanjob for the first time!"
Logan: "So that's why you bought those two 2x4s?"

by bigdongman August 14, 2024