Seanjob

Where a woman or man goes feral apeshit mode while performing a sexual act on ones penis

She gave me a crazy seanjob last night

by Containus September 8, 2023

shanjob

This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob

He was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!

by gdiofkys November 16, 2011

Seajob

A Seajob is a blowjob where you don't brush your teeth for 2 weeks then you gargle ocean/ salt water then give head.

Calypso gives the best seajobs...

by AssCat5000 October 11, 2015

Sealjob

Getting a blow job off a seal

Charlie went to the north pole and got a seal to give him a sealjob

by I heart sealjobs September 24, 2011

spanjob

a useless sack of shit, that occationaly lifts his head to rinse the chins. more commonly known as an "Andy"

"andys being a spanjob again."
its true, coz ive said it :D

by timothiest January 20, 2009

Swanjob

The act of giving a swan's neck a handjob.

Guy 1: I'm boutta head to the park and give some swanjobs

Guy 2: what the fuck?

by thundercock94720 April 17, 2022

Stanjob

The process of sticking your dick in between two pieces of wood and fucking it.

Bray: "I just had a Stanjob for the first time!"
Logan: "So that's why you bought those two 2x4s?"

by bigdongman August 14, 2024