Swabjob

When either a male or female, runs a wet mop through the asscrack of their partner.

Kevin wasn’t able to cum from swabjobs, preferring other cleaning instruments.

by Swabjobber October 20, 2019

Swab Job

(n) When, at the doctors office, one receives a throat culture test.

Man, that nurse just gave me the best swab job ever! Too bad I have strep throat.

by Matt Rogge January 30, 2009

swagjob

Where a monstrous veiny penis is forcefully thrust into a face. The victim knowing this is their chance on sucking on Swag commences on the best blow job they have or will ever give.

Dave has been swagjobbed three times this week already.
Mr. swag really has it in for this nigger.

by nitrosage October 1, 2011

Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

Swanjob

The act of giving a swan's neck a handjob.

Guy 1: I'm boutta head to the park and give some swanjobs

Guy 2: what the fuck?

by thundercock94720 April 17, 2022