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Where a monstrous veiny penis is forcefully thrust into a face. The victim knowing this is their chance on sucking on Swag commences on the best blow job they have or will ever give.
Dave has been swagjobbed three times this week already.
Mr. swag really has it in for this nigger.
swagjob by nitrosage October 1, 2011

Swagmobile

a 1994 Buick Lesabre with subs and neon lights
Damn, Glenn's got swag in his swagmobile
Swagmobile by DragonsLover August 26, 2012
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The act of repetitively licking one's taint (AKA the gooch) from one person to another.
Dude, Haley gave me the best snagjob last night the way she moved her tongue was amazing!
snagjob by Jfetch3 January 20, 2015

Swagmobile

An amazingly swaggolishious vehicle designated to the drivers taste. Invisible and intangible to those without sufficient swaaaag.
Swaggy swag. Swagmobile, Sweg, Sweggy, Swaggy
Swagmobile by bubblesdabear September 25, 2015

SWAGBOB YOLOPANTS 

When you like Spongebob and have more SWAG per YOLO you are SWAGBOB YOLOPANTS you know what im sayin???
My name is SWAGBOB YOLOPANTS

Swagmobile

Shannon had her swagmobile turned on today.
Swagmobile by nameka May 11, 2010
When you are about to receive head from three extremely atrractive girls but remain unable to get an erection. It is extremely embarassing and may lead to questions about your sexuality. You nickname must be Swag for it to be a true Swag Job.
Vj: "Dude i heard he couldnt get hard for julia when she tried to pipe him"
L-Dub : "Son it was Julia, Gabby, AND Anita that were gonna pipe him."
Vj : "You mean he couldnt get hard for three girls about to pipe him?!"
L-Dub "Yeahhhhh son!"
Vj : "Wow he totaly got a Swag Job"
Swag Job by Vj and L-Dub August 11, 2008
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