spanjob

a useless sack of shit, that occationaly lifts his head to rinse the chins. more commonly known as an "Andy"

"andys being a spanjob again."
its true, coz ive said it :D

by timothiest January 20, 2009

Spanjo

The best sandwich ever made. It was invented in Ann Arbor, MI at the Halfass (.5ass) it consists of Wheat Bread, Cream Cheese, Swiss Cheese, and Sauteed Apple. It be goddamn good. Although its history is blurry, it is commonly credited as a creation of God, who worked at the Halfass from '71-'73.

Ricky: Yo dogge, what you munchin'?
Shane: I got me one of dem' Spanjos!
Ricky: Shit son, them shits is crazy good.
Shane: Yeah man, I get two every day.

by RobLinn October 22, 2006

shanjob

This refers to when you get so drunk that you are willing to finger a girl in a bar. It usually refers to fratstars, but anyone can perform a shanjob

He was so hammered that he gave that chick a shanjob!

by gdiofkys November 16, 2011

Spanobakarma

Bad karma received from actions that occurred during a period of feeling borucked.

It was spanobakarma when she received a mandatory jury summons for the first week of her new job.

by Yur12kidme August 15, 2016

spanjabber

A person that is very incompetent, more commonly known as a fool.

shut up you spanjabber.

by Grubba July 22, 2005

Swanjob

The act of giving a swan's neck a handjob.

Guy 1: I'm boutta head to the park and give some swanjobs

Guy 2: what the fuck?

by thundercock94720 April 17, 2022

Seanjob

Where a woman or man goes feral apeshit mode while performing a sexual act on ones penis

She gave me a crazy seanjob last night

by Containus September 8, 2023