1. Vietnamese
2. Asians versed in the art of slipping through swamp
grass unheard like a cloud of stagnant swamp
gas drifting on a breeze, or disguising themselves as lilly pads or frogs, and hiding in moss covered logs to attack unaware swamp travellers and assault them with obviously dubbed monologs before giving them a judo
chop, flying fist of doom, or the paralyzing, heart-exploding, liver-quivering, two fingered strike-of-death.