(n). 1. When a male gets physically aroused while suffering from swamp ass, his member is known as "swamp thing."
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.
by Rylock May 5, 2008
The Swamp Thing, a comic-book based movie made in 1982, tells a heroic tale of a story. Anyways, it is a super good awesome movie, as is its sequel, The Return of The Swamp Thing made in 1989. Both are must sees.
by Wilburrr September 2, 2005
When you are having sex (preferabbly unprotected) with a girl (must be vaginal) and you cum, you pull out quickly and reach in her pussy. When you grab some of her secretions and also your own, you smear it all over her face and go "Swamp thing!" This is a variation on "WOLFMAN!"
Dude, last night, I totally swamp thing'd this girl. She was so pissed, but I just laughed because she smelled like shit.
by Jolly Green Giant Penis September 5, 2006
edwin torres attempted to clean out the campus pond and ended up sinking waiste deep into toxic waiste. From there emergency back up was called and eddie was stripped and hosed down for everyone, (freshman tours included) to see. He survived.
by jamie October 7, 2004
An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.
by silk dog April 1, 2005
A girl who looks are so frightening it looks as if she has emerged from a swamp to prey sexually on innocent drunken males. Often found in clubs and bars with tits hanging out, smeared make up and multiple drinks in hand.
by Nick The Chode Lipari January 28, 2011
Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
by TammyTime1991 January 3, 2010