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Noun: The state of a vagina where it is literally dripping with naturally created lubrication. Typically involves wetting of panties/ dance floors.
We got so hot on the dance floor that I knew I was going to get that swamp pussy.
by B Mild February 24, 2008
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The unfortunate condition in which the vagina has become so inflamed by noxious toxins due to lack of hygiene. It can become swamp-like and grows more potent over time. This is as detrimental to one's social life as it is to one's underwear. The worst sufferer is a poor male who tries to copulate with the swamp pussy. This this only happens either by drunken behavior or possibly a self-destructive fetish. Known to be the cause of Swamp Cock.
Man: Dang, my tongue melted away when I tried to eat out her Swamp Pussy.
Woman: Sorry...
by ColonPounder December 28, 2009
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A dark, unhygienic snatch, bombarding all five senses. It’s horrendous clit holds your gaze as you take in the creature in front of you, while at the same time, the grotesque smell of the unwashed pussy lips burn your nostrils. If you touch the innermost portion of the deep and gloomy cunt, you’ll feel a sensation similar to that of mud and moss as the soggy loins gush juices and the pussy hair tangles your fingers. As you rub the entirety of the cunt, it queefs endlessly in delight, a sound that not even the strongest of men could alleviate from his mind for a thousand years. And should a man ever choose to stick his tongue in such an environment, he will find that his taste buds unfavorably light up in response to the pussy’s sweat and menstration, in addition to the leftover truffle butter from the cooter’s last victim. Be warned: No man who enters a swamp pussy ever comes out the same.
The man fell into a spiraling depression after his drunken late night encounter with a hooker infested by swamp pussy.
by CrudeHumor19 June 08, 2018
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A vagina which has accumulated naturally occurring fungus and/or mold due to the woman's inability to properly cleanse herself in that region.
Male A: so did you and Sammy fuck?
Male B: No dude, I swear she may be hot as fuck but she has a bad case of swamp pussy!
by DapperGent July 19, 2018
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Noun: The state of a vagina where it is literally dripping with naturally created lubrication. Typically involves wetting of panties/ dance floors.
We got so hot on the dance floor that I knew I was going to get that swamp pussy.
by B Mild February 24, 2008
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n. A vagina or asshole that has had sperm fermenting in it for 18 hours or more. The odor it emits is unmistakable and has a tendency to linger with a strong intensity.
Damn Earnie, I could smell your swamp pussy as you were walking up the driveway. Is this your way of showing off all your trophies from last nights orgy?
by finger puppet (pink slipper) October 26, 2009
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Pussy is like the Mississippi Delta; 100 percent humidity and hard to survive in for long periods of time.
You need goggles when you go down on her....she got that swamp pussy.
by Lieutenant Donger June 07, 2018
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