Urban Dictionary: Definitions by fuckoffanddie

cookie-pusher

Psychotic serial killers disguised as little girls who peddle Thin Mints financing their bid for world domination. Often called "Girl Scouts".

I was stopped by a cookie pusher outside of Target, and felt obligated to buy a box of Thin Mints.

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One who masturbates into thier hand, which is full of feces.

you: hey bitch!
me: hey shitfist

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"I didnt know you hung out with swamp ninjas!"

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Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

a dick that is so bent it looks deformed.

me: did you and Jeff fuck last night?
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.

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you: hey want to go Dale City tonight?
me: hell no!

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a city in Virginia that is horrid and ghetto as hell.

AKA: Little D.C.

AKA: the armpit of Virginia

me: where do you live, I can come pick you up?
you: Dale City
me: nevermind.

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