13 definitions by fuckoffanddie

cookie-pusher

Psychotic serial killers disguised as little girls who peddle Thin Mints financing their bid for world domination. Often called "Girl Scouts".

I was stopped by a cookie pusher outside of Target, and felt obligated to buy a box of Thin Mints.

by fuckoffanddie March 30, 2005

jew donut

A jew donut is a bagel.

Hey, are there any jew donuts left?

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

half step

1. to start something with no intention of finishing.

2. to talk like you are going to get violent with someone and not follow through.

see that guy over there, he doesn't half step...he'll kick your ass

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

swamp ninja

another word for A black person.

"I didnt know you hung out with swamp ninjas!"

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

banana dick

a dick that is so bent it looks deformed.

me: did you and Jeff fuck last night?
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

dale city virginia

the armpit of Virginia.

you: hey want to go Dale City tonight?
me: hell no!

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

SND PICS PLZ

what morons say when they want to gawk at you on the internet.

also used mockingly if said to someone who is a douche bag, or an idiot.

also known as: DO U HAVE PICS

girl in chatroom "hey I got my haircut today"
douche bag: "SND PICS PLZ"

by fuckoffanddie March 26, 2005