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SND PICS PLZ

what morons say when they want to gawk at you on the internet.

also used mockingly if said to someone who is a douche bag, or an idiot.

also known as: DO U HAVE PICS
girl in chatroom "hey I got my haircut today"
douche bag: "SND PICS PLZ"
by fuckoffanddie March 25, 2005
mugGet the SND PICS PLZmug.

shit fist

One who masturbates into thier hand, which is full of feces.
you: hey bitch!
me: hey shitfist
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
mugGet the shit fistmug.

half stepping

1. starting something with no intention of finishing.

2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.

being half assed.
quit half stepping, get the project done.
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
mugGet the half steppingmug.

swamp ninja

"I didnt know you hung out with swamp ninjas!"
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
mugGet the swamp ninjamug.

cookie-pusher

Psychotic serial killers disguised as little girls who peddle Thin Mints financing their bid for world domination. Often called "Girl Scouts".
I was stopped by a cookie pusher outside of Target, and felt obligated to buy a box of Thin Mints.
by fuckoffanddie March 30, 2005
mugGet the cookie-pushermug.

fake and bake

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
mugGet the fake and bakemug.

banana dick

a dick that is so bent it looks deformed.
me: did you and Jeff fuck last night?
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
mugGet the banana dickmug.

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