lovechild

euphemism for the offspring of an illegitimate relationship
"That night that Darrell and I...well...you know, this is our lovechild"
by Biba August 29, 2004
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lovechild

The name applied to any child of an illegitimate relationship, generally between two rich celebrities. In almost all cases, the rubber has broken or the child is otherwise an accident during a small 3 week fling, and instead of just calling it a "bastard baby", spindoctor's have coined the word "lovechild."
Did you hear about celebrity "X" and "Y"? They got drunk one night after a big Hollywood party, one thing led to another and the next thing...."X" gave birth to a lovechild, who "Y" has not nor ever will care about or wish to see.
by furtive love February 14, 2006
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Southern Lovechild

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.
Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.
by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017
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lovechild of a moose

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.
Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"
by Sarah A H May 25, 2005
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Ronald McDonald's lovechild

A person with ginger hair. The term originated from the McDonald's mascot 'Ronald McDonald's hair colour.
Look... Ronald McDonald's lovechild stands out like a bitch even from here
by BRAPPP December 23, 2008
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All Might's Secret Lovechild

Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.

"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.
"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"
by urarakaindisguise April 27, 2021
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