Suspunse 

Waiting for something funny to happen, but it never does.

Human number one: Did you like that comedy show?
Human number two: No, there was too much suspunse. Never laughed once.

Suspunse by A Granola Bar August 3, 2016

Suspense Homo 

When someone cheers after a crowd is done cheering or cheering late.

Or when about to see a girl/guy and your friend just ruins the moment.

Related to cockblocker.

Up next Timmy Davis.

"Crowd Cheers."
"Crowd Finishes."
Dave cheers " Go Timmy!"
Neil says " Suspense Homo..."

Suspense Homo by Kyle Loveless March 20, 2010

Netflix Suspense 

A feeling of uncertainty and anxiety that arises when Netflix abruptly pauses to buffer.

When tenth episode of the forth season of Buffy suddenly paused, Katie suffered a severe of Netflix suspense.

Netflix Suspense by DrDugong January 2, 2012

suspense 

Military term for the time at which something must happen.

What is the suspense on the completing the operation order?
Your suspense is 06 hundred tomorrow.

suspense by Jmoore March 27, 2007

Suspense 

When a white girl decides to dodge every attempt a black man makes at giving them a label.

Phil: So what are we?
Gwyn: We're people phil. Now listen to this new Gambino track please.
Phil: Fuck this suspense man.

Suspense by Joeytrap July 3, 2018

Suspensemissing

When you finally got to hangout with someone whom you really want to spend time with but rarely get time to hangout due to busy schedules has to leave in a 5 to 10 minutes which makes you grab onto him/her tightly as you start to miss them even though their by your side.

Jake- " I have to leave in 10 minutes"
Maddie grabs onto Jake tightly And says "I miss you"

Jake- "I miss you too even though I'm right here"

Maddie- "we'll see each other in two weeks" (Suspensemissing)

Suspensemissing by MTfizzles January 29, 2018

suspenseville

Living in a state of suspense. A place where you wait for information.

-“USPS gave me my tracking number but I still have no idea where my package is.” -“Dude you’re in suspenseville.”

suspenseville by Barnhart13 October 9, 2018