Suspunse

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Waiting for something funny to happen, but it never does.

Human number one: Did you like that comedy show?
Human number two: No, there was too much suspunse. Never laughed once.

Suspunse by A Granola Bar August 3, 2016

Words you can keep

Suspense Homo

When someone cheers after a crowd is done cheering or cheering late.

Or when about to see a girl/guy and your friend just ruins the moment.

Related to cockblocker.

Up next Timmy Davis.

"Crowd Cheers."
"Crowd Finishes."
Dave cheers " Go Timmy!"
Neil says " Suspense Homo..."

Suspense Homo by Kyle Loveless March 20, 2010

Netflix Suspense

A feeling of uncertainty and anxiety that arises when Netflix abruptly pauses to buffer.

When tenth episode of the forth season of Buffy suddenly paused, Katie suffered a severe of Netflix suspense.

Netflix Suspense by DrDugong January 2, 2012

suspense

Military term for the time at which something must happen.

What is the suspense on the completing the operation order?
Your suspense is 06 hundred tomorrow.

suspense by Jmoore March 27, 2007

Suspense

When a white girl decides to dodge every attempt a black man makes at giving them a label.

Phil: So what are we?
Gwyn: We're people phil. Now listen to this new Gambino track please.
Phil: Fuck this suspense man.

Suspense by Joeytrap July 3, 2018

Suspensemissing

When you finally got to hangout with someone whom you really want to spend time with but rarely get time to hangout due to busy schedules has to leave in a 5 to 10 minutes which makes you grab onto him/her tightly as you start to miss them even though their by your side.

Jake- " I have to leave in 10 minutes"
Maddie grabs onto Jake tightly And says "I miss you"

Jake- "I miss you too even though I'm right here"

Maddie- "we'll see each other in two weeks" (Suspensemissing)

Suspensemissing by MTfizzles January 29, 2018

suspenseville

Living in a state of suspense. A place where you wait for information.

-“USPS gave me my tracking number but I still have no idea where my package is.” -“Dude you’re in suspenseville.”

suspenseville by Barnhart13 October 9, 2018

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026