Suseeding

Progressively warming up under blankets or warm clothes on a cold day.

“Man it’s colder than a MF out here!”
“I know, I’m suseeding under blankets!”

by Espeeeeeeeon January 23, 2021

Freedom Speeding

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

by cynya December 16, 2019

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

superdingus

A derogatory name for someone who behaves idiotically or who may otherwise be known as an asswipe.

She could be so entirely wonderful as a life partner although at other times she epitomized the ultimate superdingus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.

by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

bird seeding

when you feed birds

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"

by Pati Doku July 18, 2017