Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.

by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

poonspeeding

Eating pussy while wearing a swim cap & googles.

Everytime I have a basement party with my girl I have to go poonspeeding so I don't drown.

by columbiadouche March 4, 2013

poonspeeding

The act of eating out your girl while wearing a swimming cap and googles.

Man I was poonspeeding the other night, thank god for the googles she squirted everywhere!

by Nismat March 4, 2013