Surtic

A Native American Word Meaning Someone Who Is afraid of Blankets. Due to the small poc epidemic way back when the Spanish Came to North America. Also is Citrus Spelt Backwards Interestingly enough

The Surtic Indians arnt afraid of blankets anymore, they have discovered Ferbreeze

by Chubbles February 19, 2009

The Surgical

Perfomed when there is a massive floater in the toilet and you really need to take a 'slash'. Involves wearing your coat back to front to avoid contamination.

Dude A: 'dude! there was a giant floater in the toilet'
Dude B: 'time for the surgical...'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 27, 2005

surgical tech

The one person who makes surgery possible. Strong, independent, reliable, motivated, determined, hard working, 100% Bad-Ass.

...What do you for a living?
I’m a Surgical Tech
...man, that’s Bad-Ass bro

by That’s right May 27, 2018

Dutch Surgical Mask

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)

Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"

by Casper79 March 22, 2008

surgical strike

When you’ve got to get in there and remove a possibly life-threatening wedgie before it spreads. In-and-out. Precise. Non-evasive. Take a little time to recover, and you’ll be good-as-new in no time.

Ralph’s Surgical Strike to his lumpy cotton briefs was deep, but precise; the only scarring it left was on the memories of those who witnessed.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

mid-surgical fartstorm

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Surgical summer

Time to make things right or make everything clear

It is about to be a surgical summer.

by @Fisho_na July 3, 2018