surti 

Surti is a strong girl.She doesn't care about what people say.She is one of the best person and she is one the most interesting friend you can ever get.She doesn't cry in front of anyone but she is a emotional girl.She looks amazing and has a beautiful personality.She carries herself in a way no one can.

I want a sister like Surti.
She is Surti be carefull of what you say in front of her.

surti by MahekSurti😎 January 9, 2018

surti 

kb lover, pet shop owner, commited rat simp, dsmp stan

(sorry ly)

Mad surti behaviour... u better up ur game ong ong rat

surti by hotpersonaashil June 12, 2022

Surti 

Surti is a one eved octopus created by Emathebest06. Surti is not only an octopus, it's also a word that can be used in any context. Surti came from hell with his many other friends surtis but hes also a friend and hes like the strongest character in fiction.

For example
Person 1: “Hey thunderpede your looking so surtish today”
Person 2: “Oh why thank you! 🧡💚✨🔥”

Surti by Glizzy.factory🤑 August 3, 2025

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000 by Schreinn August 16, 2020

Jug Surfing 

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..

Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!

Jug Surfing by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

throne surfing 

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

throne surfing by bjergen June 25, 2010

Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.

She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...

Surfing The Med by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006