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Supersmask

To be a Smask one must recive the riches of slot machines. You must cross mountains and Øresundsbroen to reach the promised land far north. only then your true call of a degenerate (bald) bastard will reach you, and you take up the name of Supersmask. As a Supersmask you can call yourself a master of gambling. You will receive the admiration of all people around the twitch channel. And people will call upon you when you are late.. again..

You decide people destiny with 5 min timeouts and it's never your fault for losing money. because you are a winner! and it's chats fault.
Watch the Supersmask channel on twich if you like ripping an old bald fart of his money
by slotschackman August 6, 2022
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supermarket sex

When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015
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supermassiveblackhole

A typical party game, when a group of people just lie on the floor and on each other, trying to get as comfortable as they can. Consisting of members of both sexes.

Basically an orgy,but with clothes on.

Twister, but without the bullshit.
Dude 1- "wanna go to a party? we will have a supermassiveblackhole!!!"
Dude 2- "sweet, i just hope it wont be a sausage fest "
by s@tellite November 1, 2011
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supermassive

Introduced into popular usage from the lyrics of "Supermassive Black Hole" - the first single by the British rock band Muse from their album, Black Holes And Revelations; 'supermassive' is an abbreviated form of Supermassive Black Hole.

'Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive'

The term 'Supermassive' is used by astronomers & physicists to distinguish Black Holes which have been caused supernova explosions. Supermassive Black Holes are recognised as the most destructive force in nature. Evidence is mounting that most, if not all, galaxies harbour supermassive black holes at their centers.

Supermassive describes something that is godlike; omnipotent; all powerful; amazing; inescapable; inevitable; beautiful; apocalyptic.
'...the superstars sucked into the supermassive.'

'Death is just another supermassive experience.'

'That performance was supermassive.'

'I'm supermassive'
by Clodius September 3, 2008
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St. Cloud Supersoaker

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."
by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021
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Supermarket shuffle

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.
by L. Walker June 22, 2009
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