Superjack
When something is so outrageously beautiful or sexy that you instantly orgasm. No boner required. You just jizz soft.
Superjack by Tyroneasaurus September 4, 2014
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superache
A superache is something that hurts you so much, it lingers with you for years after.
A word invented by Conan Gray
A word invented by Conan Gray
superache by Bonan Gray April 25, 2022
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Michael Superbacker
Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.
Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker
Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker
Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021
Michael Superbacker by YourAverageDisappointment November 26, 2021
Superjail!
A 15-minute cartoon that airs on Adult Swim on Sunday nights at midnight. Known for its crude humor and psychedelic animation, the show takes place in a massive prison inside of a volcano in an alternate time zone. Some characters include The Warden, Jared, Alice, Jackknife, and The Twins. People have compared the visuals of the show to Dr. Seuss books and The Warden to a psychotic Willy Wonka.
Dude, did you watch Superjail! last night?
Yeah man! Fuckin love that show! Especially when I'm high!
Yeah man! Fuckin love that show! Especially when I'm high!
Superjail! by James Franco 2 August 15, 2011
superache
Superache is something that hurts you so much, it lingers with you for years.
A word invented by Conan Gray
A word invented by Conan Gray
superache by Bonan Gray April 25, 2022
supersack
Five burlap sacks sewn together to form one large sack. The word "supersack" is diagonally printed on it in large, red or black letters. Originally stated from Atif Rahman to Mike Sholars, a friend who refused to cheat in 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening'.
"Kick that f*ckin' shopkeeper's ass, shove him in a supersack, tie him to your car and ride the highway."
Spejack
The short form of Spejaculate.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
"I Spejacked my pants!"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"
Spejack by funnyfucker123 April 8, 2009