Superjacking

jacking your shit so hard you cause your balls to slam together with such strength their individual atoms collide and cause an explosion so strong it manages to rupture space and time itself, sending you back 2 years giving you time to change your mind on searching for vaporeon porn

John: I AM SUPERJACKING!!!!!!!

Superjacking by Dickhead Daniel October 23, 2026

Spermjacking 

Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.

"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."

Spermjacking by Divisionbear June 23, 2009

superfuckingmario 

superfuckingmario is a website that is based around a Mario (from the Super Mario franchise) balloon.
The website asks you if you "have ever wanted superfuckingmario", superfuckingmario being a reference to the balloon, and proceeds to request you to "order superfuckingmario $$$ today".

Its a really fucking dumb and silly website.

Person 1: Man, i really want superfuckingmario today...
Person 2: You should go to superfuckingmario.com if you want to order superfuckingmario! Mine arrived today, im totally satisfied with it.

superfuckingmario by TrafficConi July 30, 2023

superwanking 

Superwanking is when you are standing on a roof on a dramatically stormy and windy day, you are wearing a cape and nothing else money shot off the building and with your non wanking hand you need it outstretched like superman

Yo you see thet geezer up there, hes pulling off a sweet one, hes superwanking.

superwanking by Ya boi eat that pussy 444 October 21, 2017

Supertasking 

the performance of more than 4 tasks at the same time or more.
"parenting skills such as multitasking, concentrating amid parenting and the workplace with with the current economic environment especially applies to single working parents"

Working single mothers are proficient at supertasking.
They manage a household, parenting children and holding down a job at the same time.

Supertasking by RIGORMW January 19, 2021

superfucking 

1. (adv) exceedingly, intensely

2. (participle) really intense sexual contact

1. Hipsters are superfucking pretentious.

Habanero peppers are superfucking spicy.

2. Katie: "Why are you so sore?"

Emily: "It's from the superfucking we did last night."

superfucking by KBlaise July 30, 2011

Superfuckingretard 

Someone who thinks things like, 'Chicago is a state.'

"Didn't they move to the state of Chicago?" -Said by a Superfuckingretard

Superfuckingretard by Smartmillington April 6, 2012