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marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'
Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

Superficticial 

A person who does something only for sake of appearance, and keeps a piece of evidence to create or imply a false narrative.

Taking credit for actions that were not genuinely performed is a common type of narcissistic behaviour that is both superficial and self-aggrandizing. In the age of social media and selfies, such behaviour has become rampant.
I can't believe how superficticial those tourists were. They wore hiking attire and took photos in front of the mountain, but made no attempt to climb it.

She is so superficticial that she had the nerve to show up only at the end of the project and still posed for a group photo as if she had done as much as the rest of us.

She is such a neglectful mother but takes one photo each day of her child smiling to make it seem like she is a good parent. I hope her child doesn't grow up to be so superficticial.
Superficticial by Impossibilia December 27, 2017

information superhighway 

Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppies who made their own awful-looking web pages.
"I just spent the afternoon cruising the Information Superhighway!" - toolbox in 1994

Information Superhighwayman 

A high class pirate, dealing in only the finest stolen software and music.
Piracy has such a bad connotation. I got my copy from an information superhighwayman

the Information Superhighway 

A word used by really hip intellectuals to describe the Internet. See also: the Net, World Wide Web.
I'm not sure what the definition of outdated is. Let's look for it on the Information Superhighway!

information superhighway 

A cheesy, ebullient, woefully outdated term from the 90's, which means "Internet". Coined when all the people were massively wowed by the sheer awesomeness of the Intertubes. Nowadays in disuse unless you use it for comedy.
"With my brand new computer and the Internet, I have all the information I want within a single click of my mouse! If I want to find out how to look after a cat, I just have to type it in a search site, and WHAM! There it goes! How to buy a car? You can find it! Today's newspaper? You bet! Information for my daughter's chemistry paper? The Internet has it! Want to know about my son on student exchange in Norway? No problem! I just write him an e-mail, click "Send", and my letter travels all the way through the Atlantic and reaches him instantly and for free!"

You heard it: the Internet is the future of computing! Call now, and join the new Information Superhighway!