Sudden Onset
Autism, or S.O.A for
short, is an extremely rare condition of unknown origin. Development of this disease is both abrupt and severe. As of now, the pathogenesis and mode of infection have eluded even the most qualified of research teams at Harvard, Hopkins, and Yale. Some have suspected that transmission occurs through contact with an infected person, especially prandially. There is still hope for a cure, although we
may be decades away.
Infected
Person: Hey man, let's go grab some lunch
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected
Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset
Autism... Please go away from me!