Suistine

Suicide not out of dejection, but out of boredom

"Fuck, is Wal-Mart the only place open after midnight?" - Sylvia Plath, moments before committing suistine

by Unkle Scrumptious June 4, 2013

Sistine

adjective: Magnificent, wonderful, very good or of exceptionally high quality.

That kebab was absolutely Sistine

by mc speed May 25, 2020

Sistine Chapel

the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz

Steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a Sistine Chapel just like Michaelangelo

by JizzyJake38 December 3, 2010

sistine chapel

When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.

Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.

by whatisdelicious May 28, 2011

Sistine Chapel

Just like the Eiffel Tower, where two guys hi-five while both being pleasured by one female, the Sistine Chapel includes one more female. Both couples are in doggy style, with the girls making out in the middle, and since the guys are too far apart to hi-five, they instead resort to a finger tip touch, much like God and Adam.

"Did you hear about the orgy last night? Corey and Tyler totally pulled off the Sistine Chapel with Kendall and Bella last ."

by WP-Brotein January 25, 2016

Sistine Chapel Shit

When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?

Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.

Guy1: ahh!!! I See.

by Yahbo October 29, 2010

Sistine Chapeled

Getting so domed off of nicotine that you see God.

John: Damn you doing all right?
Michael: Nah this puff bar got me sistine chapeled as fuck.

by frggerz January 14, 2023