Substinence 

A bed fully made of Male Semen. It may takes up to 5 years to create.

I ran home just to get some rest in my substinence.

Substinence by NxtgenCR7 May 29, 2020

Stabstinence

The practice of not stabbing people.

- "Gahh I'm just going to stab my friend. He is being such a jerk!"

- "Man its the holidays! Practice stabstinence."

Stabstinence by Nanaek December 27, 2009

shabstinence 

(1) doing everything possibly imaginable with the opposite sex, except for intercourse. (2) Having sex with a girl who has a twin, so in a sense you have shagged and also kept abstinence.

(Q) Hey man how far did you get with that girl last night.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.

shabstinence by Scott McGregor July 6, 2005

Substenance 

Food for the illiterate

Shane provides substenance to Mallory... or so she says

Substenance by Nursenary October 27, 2019

substinance 

The wondrous sustenance that can only be obtained through the consumption of hilarious amounts of subway sandwiches.

After another night on the piss without eating all day, i was in dire need of some substinance

substinance by Naryzhud January 30, 2007

Substinance 

Food that can barely be considered food. or a very informal meal, with mostly junk food.

substinance ie. junk food replacing real food for a meal.

Substinance by davismaxwell January 24, 2009

Substenance 

When only a sub style sandwich will sustain you

We need to make a trip to Subway, to calm my Substenance!

Substenance by Sasquatchjeff June 7, 2019