Suckuke

To suckuke someone is to forget how far down on a guy's cock you are sucking and letting it go down your throat and you end up puking on his cock, ballsack, legs and the surface he was resting on.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how’d it go with the party last night?
Guy 2: Katie started sucking my dick but ending up suckuking all over me.
Guy 1: Bummer, dude. No won likes a suckuke.

by StudentCouncilBoi May 20, 2020

suckulent

adj: when something completely sucks / antonym: excellent / noun: suckulence

I can't believe that suckulent crap was nominated for even one Oscar, let alone nine. And if it should win all, our standards in cinematic art will have sunk to the absolute depth of suckulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 6, 2010

Suckument

A poorly written or defined business document

Who the hell wrote this suckument??

by ibchupacabra October 28, 2011

suckumentary

A film (documentary)about people who suck. Like a movie, except boring.

"I think I'm gonna create my own genre- the Suckumentary." -Tibby Rollins The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pant

by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

Suckumental

1) A monumental amount of suckage.
2) To suck monumentally.
3) Items used in ceremony of suck. i.e. Suckumental wine
4) overwhelmingly sucky

This job is suckumental.

I have had a suckumental day.

Suckumental Wine

to a poor tipper, this was a suckumental showing of gratuity.

by mastercommie December 9, 2011

sucukekmekseviyo

My little mentally ill pookie, he hates clef slanders tho😊(aimed)
Best ranpo kinnie!!❤️
I love his headcanons (especially dr bright hcs)
He's my Scp teacher (because I'm too lazy to read those "Tales"

I enjoy talking with them 😘

sucukekmekseviyo

by Fyodorstan May 2, 2022

suckulent

To describe how succulent is the precious cum you're swallowing, as it is spewed out the mighty cock, after you performed a perfect blowjob.

Mmmmmooaaawmmm, that was suckulent, sir!
Will you give me again, soon? mmmmmyeh? mmmmmeow?
mmmmrrrrhhh ...

by iomiomiom July 20, 2008