Suckumental

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1) A monumental amount of suckage.
2) To suck monumentally.
3) Items used in ceremony of suck. i.e. Suckumental wine
4) overwhelmingly sucky

This job is suckumental.

I have had a suckumental day.

Suckumental Wine

to a poor tipper, this was a suckumental showing of gratuity.

Suckumental by mastercommie December 9, 2011

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fuckumental

A monumental fuck up.

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."

fuckumental by The Don 74 February 15, 2017

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Suckument

A poorly written or defined business document

Who the hell wrote this suckument??

Suckument by ibchupacabra October 28, 2011

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Suckramental

Derogatory name for Sacramento, CA.

I, unfortunately, live in Suckramental.

Suckramental by Evadnia August 13, 2003

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Sockumentation

(noun) the act of putting something hard in a sock and hitting a customer with it because the did not read the documentation

This one did not read the manual. I need to provide some Sockumentation.

Sockumentation by DenUrandom May 4, 2020

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suckumentary

A film (documentary)about people who suck. Like a movie, except boring.

"I think I'm gonna create my own genre- the Suckumentary." -Tibby Rollins The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pant

suckumentary by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

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sucklemental income

Any extra income earned from sucking dick, performing fellatio, smoking the pole, playing the skin flute or whatever YOU and your click may call it. This type of income is generally not from your primary job/career rather, from blowing crank on the side.

Edgar: Damn girl! How can you afford such a nice ass car on your minimum wage job?

Evelia : Oh, I've been earning a sucklemental income on the corner of Guadalupe and 17th by gargling meat sticks.

sucklemental income by Bobbaganoosh81 August 3, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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