Suckument 

A poorly written or defined business document

Who the hell wrote this suckument??

Suckument by ibchupacabra October 28, 2011

Succulentoe

Succulentoe (sucky-lent-toe) is an urban street word used to express something that's more than succulent or mouth watering.

The word succulentoe is used mostly by Goths and skate boarding youths.

Adding the letters "oe" at the end of word "succulent" makes the word expression sound cool with a European slang accent.

Example 1:

Scott: "how's the weed man?"

Nathan: "it's succulentoe dude"

Example 2:

Lisa: "the beef bacon is succulentoe!"

Succulentoe by One Large October 13, 2019

Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

Succulent Chinese Meal by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021

suckulent 

adj: when something completely sucks / antonym: excellent / noun: suckulence

I can't believe that suckulent crap was nominated for even one Oscar, let alone nine. And if it should win all, our standards in cinematic art will have sunk to the absolute depth of suckulence.

suckulent by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 6, 2010

fuckumental

A monumental fuck up.

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."

fuckumental by The Don 74 February 15, 2017

succulent pussy 

pussy with big, meaty and juicy pussy lips

I drove 15 inches of my cock into her succulent pussy

succulent pussy by dildo777 June 9, 2022

Sockumentation 

(noun) the act of putting something hard in a sock and hitting a customer with it because the did not read the documentation

This one did not read the manual. I need to provide some Sockumentation.

Sockumentation by DenUrandom May 4, 2020